time to smoke my breakfast
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He did a backflip because drugs
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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