Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well I just put wine in my tea
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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