East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
your room smells of hookers.
And success
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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