I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Everclear isn't food dammit
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
