Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
