Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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