Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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