I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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