I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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Everyone says I win the strip club
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I want a musical about memes.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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