You really coming over, don't trick.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Randomize
