so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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