ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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