in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so let's talk penis.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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