But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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