barbara walters just said penis...
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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