do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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