im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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