you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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