i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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