My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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