so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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