I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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