i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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