where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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