So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think I died a long time ago.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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