Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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