do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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