i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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