so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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