quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.