the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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