you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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