and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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