I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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