don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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