two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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