Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Found the puke drawer
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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