I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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