i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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