he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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