he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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