As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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