Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
only if we run a train.
done.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
