You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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