If that was your dad, he is hot
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Randomize