Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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