honey bunches of taint.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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