i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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