I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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