I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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