So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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