belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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