I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
