I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
