Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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