That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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