Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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