It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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